Can you feel the baby kick? Oh no you can't? Well then HOW ABOUT I KICK THE BABY DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS, YOU SCRAWNY PALE SPINELESS STICK OF BIRD SHIT!
Mark Bellows thinks he feels pretty when he dresses up like this. I think he looks like a deer because he sure as hell ain't wearing no reflective vest, which makes him fair game in my book. I don't got very good aim anymore, one time I was shooting at this bald eagle which was trying to attack me and instead I ended up shooting the sewer line and all this crap started spewing out of the ground and at first I thought I hit oil so I ran up to it and then it started flying all over me and I realized it was shit and hypodermic needles so I started running away and I was about to escape but then the bald eagle swooped down and pecked my head and I fell down and hit my wrist on a tree stump and that's why I never vote Democrat anymore.
The South Appleton 2004 Prom was held in the toxic waste dump. OH I SEE YOU ARE WEARING YOUR FANCY FACE BOILS TO THE EVENT! HOW ROMANTIC, PUDDING SKULL.
A fleshplane is flying out of her cloak.
OH GRANDPA YOU'RE SUCH A CUT UP! JUST SIT THERE ON THE COUCH WITH YOUR NIGHTSTICK AND YOUR PENIS IN THAT BIG BOX YOU WEIRD SCARY GERMAN KRAUT POTATO. WHAT A GREAT BIRTHDAY OR CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER.