Version 0.1: Too fun.
Version 0.2: Not evil enough.
Version 0.3: Too evil.
Version 0.4: Not twee enough.
Version 0.5: Too useful.
Version 0.6: Too many tire track databases.
Version 0.7 1.0: Not enough money to make another prototype. Ship what we've got.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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